Station info

HEN FM is a fan-operated broadcast about one arcade game, run from a desk that fits in a kitchen corner. This page explains who holds the mic, what airs here, and what famously doesn't.

How the station signed on

It started as a logbook argument about endings; the logbook won, as it usually does. The notes became segments, the segments became a run of programs, and the programs needed a transmitter. You are tuned to the result: independent weekend broadcasting about a hen, a street, and the people holding a plan they swore they'd follow.

The format suits the subject and it suits the desk. Everything aired here was observed before it was reported — including the punchlines, which received additional review.

The editorial policy, in five segments

  1. Observe, then broadcast. Nothing airs until the logbook has heard it enough times. Hunches wait in the green room regardless of volume.
  2. Temperament over constants. Lane and score figures shift between versions; the station reports signal character and hands every exact number to the game's own panel.
  3. The arcade frame, always on. The game is covered strictly as entertainment — reaction, rhythm, nerve, fun. The frame is what every other sentence here is wired to.
  4. Corrections outrank compliments. A listener who catches the studio in an error takes priority over our best ratings week. Corrections print with thanks, on air.
  5. No hype, no doom, no reverb. The subject is neither a miracle nor a scandal. It's a small street with decent manners and a hen with a schedule that never survives the plan — we report from there.
Independence, testably: nothing on this frequency is bought, traded, coordinated or requested. The transmitter has no sponsor and the desk has no owner worth the name. Bright sentences here are earned by the logbook, never by invoices.

Funding, honestly read

Static files cost approximately a sandwich per month; the desk works weekends for the same reason anyone keeps a hobby — because it's better than not. The hen was offered a fee and, per our records, declined with dignity. This financial quiet conveniently guarantees we owe nobody a paragraph.

Found an error on air? The call-in is open, corrections are our favorite mail, and the strongest questions graduate into the listener mail with credit.